North

New bride brimming with hopes and dreams

Oddly entered the husband’s home with left foot

Raging mother in law  

Told her son to out-law

His Inauspicious wife from home and life 

*In india bride is supposed to enter her  husband's home with her right foot as part of custom and traditional beliefs. Well, that itself is a ceremony. Bride is given a traditional lamp to carry with her while entering home, down south. This limerick is written on prompt# 8 in acrosticonly blog carnival .Image courtesy : e-wanka

Help Please

Curious guys looked towards the old villa

As they saw the glimpse of new resident  

Mini skirt made her hotty  

Naughtily she turned her booty  

With wrinkled smile, she said, please help to move stuffs

This limerick is based on this image#prompt for participating in magpietales & thursday-13  blog carnivals. Please visit to read other writers interesting works. Thanks :) No offence. 

Prank : Rakhi

A new office girl was irritated by the

Flirting and comments from her colleagues

Her friends arranged a party

She lured guys with love to the party   

Shocked them by tying rakhi’s in hands at party 

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*If a girl tie Rakhi on guy's hand , from then on she will consider him as brother.He is expected to treat her as sister and care her.Generally, girls tie rakhi on the hands of their brothers or those whom they consider as brothers. Images courtesy : thanks to  millionface  & gingerchai .

Prank

Two legs surfaced on an idle lake

Made the sleepy leisure hunters abruptly anxious

A weird hat in the vicinity

Added fire to the intensity

Until a pretty girl rose like a dolphin 

Image and prompt courtesy :  Visit magpietales  to check out fellow writers interesting pieces of writing. 

Joker

He hides behind the mask of colors and

Wears daring weird dresses to cheer up us

He drives crazy, all the skeptics

With his hilarious antics

To earn some accolades and money 

As a kid, i was fascinated by the hilarious stuffs that jokers enacted on circus rings. But it's a tough job indeed as making others isn't any easy act! Images courtsey: Thanks to fotosearch & ecx.images-amazon

Stand

                          

Stand up to cheer all the fighting losers

To acknowledge their ever silly brave hearts

And then show your funny support

Nimbly to their over egoistic effort

Dust their pride by showering boos from gallery 

Acrostic Limerick on 'STAND'. Prompt # 8 in acrostic only blog carnival. Visit the site for more acrostic poetry.Image courtesy : alterebro .

Infamous Gene Limerick

An infamous author named Gene

was more cared about exciting his readers

He wrote obscene to thrill

Those who are romantic

It isn’t a crime to to be an erotic writer.

Well, i am fascinated by the style of limericks. This is my first attempt to crack this format. My source of inspiration is mad kane humor blog .