Showing posts with label funny poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny poetry. Show all posts

17 Sept 2010

Payback Time





Time
I wasted time all my life
I was lazy and idle all the time
I kept thinking about the time
I didn’t realize that time was flying
While I was getting older with time
I always had a feeling about the time
That I have lot of time on my side
Until I found that, I am short on time
To achieve something in short-time
I became so desperate about time
I wished for some more time
I asked for some more time
But, I wasn’t given any inch of time
As destiny, don’t have time to wait
Told me to grow up with time
So that I don’t miss out another time
While I walk with my new time
I wish to kick my old time
And I m cursing all those lost time
Now I am trying to outwit the time
By building a new destiny that time can’t beat




Images courtesy :  lawyerswithdepression  &  wired 

27 Aug 2010

Help Please





Curious guys looked towards the old villa
As they saw the glimpse of new resident  
Mini skirt made her hotty  
Naughtily she turned her booty  
With wrinkled smile, she said, please help to move stuffs



This limerick is based on this image#prompt for participating in magpietales & thursday-13  blog carnivals. Please visit to read other writers interesting works. Thanks :) No offence. 

24 Aug 2010

Prank : Rakhi







A new office girl was irritated by the
Flirting and comments from her colleagues
Her friends arranged a party
She lured guys with love to the party   
Shocked them by tying rakhi’s in hands at party 


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*If a girl tie Rakhi on guy's hand , from then on she will consider him as brother.He is expected to treat her as sister and care her.Generally, girls tie rakhi on the hands of their brothers or those whom they consider as brothers. Images courtesy : thanks to  millionface  & gingerchai .

6 Aug 2010

Joker



He hides behind the mask of colors and

Wears daring weird dresses to cheer up us

He drives crazy, all the skeptics

With his hilarious antics

To earn some accolades and money 




As a kid, i was fascinated by the hilarious stuffs that jokers enacted on circus rings. But it's a tough job indeed as making others isn't any easy act! Images courtsey: Thanks to fotosearch & ecx.images-amazon