Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

12 Feb 2011

Mr He He



Any body know
Who is “Mr. He He"
Yeah nobody, I know
Let’s find out who is “Mr. He He"

My friend was mobbed by proposals
From the guys who liked her a lot
She had to find a way-out,
She said she has a boy friend
But no one knew, it’s imaginary
So curious guys asked her his name
She said, it’s “Mr. He He"
Yeah, it sounds weird n funny

“Mr. He He"
He is a mystery
“Mr. He He"
He is adorable
“Mr. He He"
He is enviable
But still, who is “Mr. He He"

So every one got surprised
Who is “Mr. He He”
No body has heard about “Mr. He He”
They asked her to introduce him
As they were not ready to believe it
She got in a fix
She had an idea
She told them that he is one among them
And they kept guessing
Checking out all the probable matches
Naming one guy after another
While they were busy finding out who it was
Somebody conquered her heart
Truly he was mysterious
Everyone knew him
Though she shared lighter moments with him
In public, nobody suspected him
Even as she built her castles of love
And laughed with her “Mr He He”
About their secret love story 





This is  a song i tried to write for my online sister kavita,who made beautiful posters of my poetry. It didn't turn out that way.Neverthless,this is a sweet little present for her.

27 Aug 2010

Help Please





Curious guys looked towards the old villa
As they saw the glimpse of new resident  
Mini skirt made her hotty  
Naughtily she turned her booty  
With wrinkled smile, she said, please help to move stuffs



This limerick is based on this image#prompt for participating in magpietales & thursday-13  blog carnivals. Please visit to read other writers interesting works. Thanks :) No offence. 

25 Aug 2010

Event mis-Management





So, it’s going to be another crazy rush
Little time left to organize everything around
Done, nobody have any idea to fix this mess
So, it seems there will be huge bills to settle
Much of the chairs are crushed, so is the stage
To greet guests, there is a mad elephant waiting
Do nothing; the whole buffet is lying scattered 


This is written on prompt # "So little done so much to do" - last words of Cecil John. Please visit carryontuesdayprompt blog carnival to read others writings. Thanks :)  Image courtesy : s.ytimg .

24 Aug 2010

Prank : Rakhi







A new office girl was irritated by the
Flirting and comments from her colleagues
Her friends arranged a party
She lured guys with love to the party   
Shocked them by tying rakhi’s in hands at party 


Visit oneshotpoetry to check out other writers creations. Thanks :)

*If a girl tie Rakhi on guy's hand , from then on she will consider him as brother.He is expected to treat her as sister and care her.Generally, girls tie rakhi on the hands of their brothers or those whom they consider as brothers. Images courtesy : thanks to  millionface  & gingerchai .

20 Aug 2010

Mouth Watering





Most
Outrageous
Urge
That
Humbles

Wild
Adults
Towards
Ever
Raunchy
Irresistible
Naughty
Goodies 





Written on prompt# 5 ‘ Mouth Watering’ in  acrosticonly blog carnival. Challenge:  One word per line. 

Images courtesy : celebrity-gossip   &  alpsports . 

19 Aug 2010

Prank




Two legs surfaced on an idle lake
Made the sleepy leisure hunters abruptly anxious
A weird hat in the vicinity
Added fire to the intensity
Until a pretty girl rose like a dolphin 


Image and prompt courtesy :  Visit magpietales  to check out fellow writers interesting pieces of writing. 

6 Aug 2010

Joker



He hides behind the mask of colors and

Wears daring weird dresses to cheer up us

He drives crazy, all the skeptics

With his hilarious antics

To earn some accolades and money 




As a kid, i was fascinated by the hilarious stuffs that jokers enacted on circus rings. But it's a tough job indeed as making others isn't any easy act! Images courtsey: Thanks to fotosearch & ecx.images-amazon

26 Jul 2010

Stand



                          
Stand up to cheer all the fighting losers
To acknowledge their ever silly brave hearts
And then show your funny support
Nimbly to their over egoistic effort
Dust their pride by showering boos from gallery 

Acrostic Limerick on 'STAND'. Prompt # 8 in acrostic only blog carnival. Visit the site for more acrostic poetry.Image courtesy : alterebro .

18 Jul 2010

Tweet Poem





Thirsty Inner soul
Calling for some relief
Give it a heaven to relax
Take it away from
The hell of distress thoughts
Book a paradise for vacation
Steal a yellow jersey to cheer
The triumphs of successful naps
Create diamond mirages for
Illusionary rainfall from the sky
Lend a panic button from Facebook
Fix it in your heart to fix anxiety
If it’s still not funny enough
And bored like audience of
Tear jerking soap operas on TV
Keep re-tweeting some lame jokes



This is one of the poems that i tweeted. 

10 Jul 2010

Who is she?






Who is she?
I wonder
She came, she conquered
An angel with silky tongue
Flutters all the time
Her chirpy thoughts
With her unique, shy smile
Even as I lost myself
Looking deep into her
Tempting blue eyes
She kept laughing with immense joy
I wonder what prompts her
To come for me
Though, I am just a mute spectator
She gives surprising looks
As if asking me , where am I ?
She is  in a hurry always
Holding my hand with her velvet hand
She drags me to her favorite places
Explains every little thing
About whatever she likes
But, all I look at is her beauty
Her antics and her style
All I hear is her endearing voice
I feel she is living her life through me
Trying to find something, she lost
As she utters with a sigh
You are, you remind me
At end of our every conversation
And walks away towards silence
With her smile waning down
Like setting sun in the eve
Making way for inconsolable tears
That she prefers to hide from me
But I still wonder
Who is she!  



Well,don't misunderstand me! I am still wondering who is she. I saw her in a dream. Lol. 

23 Nov 2009

Manchester City got !

City got oil in the sea,
City got sulking Robinho
City got traitors on the ship,
City got love for buying big
City got money in the bank,
City got sheikh in the desert
City got lust for the trophies
City got expectations to sour
City got fun in selling loyal men
City got big club attitude! Phew
City got a blue half in Manchester
City got desire to share wealth
City got clubs waiting for their call
City got them a cash cow to milk
City got high earners on the bench
City got knack of buying all greedy
City got calling themselves the tag
“Richest club in the world" Nice joke
Poor Manchester city! Dream on !




I acknowledge the ambitions of city. But i can't close my eyes on their ridiculous 'Realmadridesque' spending style. No offence, just humor! City is big as they say.

21 Nov 2009

One Break Express





Viewers, deemed as customers
Catered with flurry of ads
With competition to survive
At the neck, all the time
There comes the super hero
Who eliminates long ad breaks
With precision time machines
On behalf of beloved TV channels
As ads kept viewers rushing
For their remotes for change
Super hero took a new avatar
One break express, a new funda
Ads free programmes guaranteed
But this one break express
Stretches more than quarter of an hour
Showing all ads in a nutshell
In the mode of sports highlights
Leaving viewers with enough time
To do all other activities
Before enjoying a nice movie 

It was quite amusing to see the gimmicks of TV channels stating that they are curtailing ads. Then they showed comic heroes and ads to substantiate their claims.